Easy Bammer Remixes for a Sophisticated Palate

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1.	JoJoJoey (Wet Remix) 01:27	lyrics	buy track
Fuck me like your fuck your Grindr boys I can't pretend Fuck me like you never had a choice Because you don't Cruising in the park, you're the cum king They seek you out Everyone's heard about it I think you're a little bit too proud But I'll pretend You're all I think about JoJo don't you know that I could care All I'd need from you is any reason to
2.	Party Jail (Tony or Tony Remix) 03:44	lyrics	buy track
Sparkling sidewalks line the crumbling monuments Just another town without you in it Last night I found myself stuck inside a party jail Last night I found myself stuck inside a party jail I'm the guard, I'm the guard behind the bar at the party jail It's too hard, it's so hard to be around all you beautiful people Life isn't perfect but photos can be Got a picture of you, it's stuck in my head I'm drowning in strangers' beds Get ourselves locked up into a party jail Welcome to party jail Their heaven is my worst hell Locked up into a party jail Welcome to party jail Their heaven is my worst hell P-p-p-party jail I wanna go now Don't make me stay out They make me stay out We never hang out Last night I found myself stuck inside a party jail P-p-p-party jail Last night I found myself stuck inside a party jail I'm the guard, I'm the guard behind the bar at the party jail It's too hard, it's so hard to be around all you beautiful people Too hard So hard
3.	Butter (Blaketheman1000 Remix) 01:35	lyrics	buy track
What can I say, now I got time Long sunny days, sleeping at night Thought I could think, something would come Walking the dog, throwing the ball Simpler to be an echo than to talk Fuck the police, everything's fucked Butter and oil to make it go down Everything's better with butter around and you got it What you want And you got it, just what you want Reality through the TV Just for an hour, one becomes three Inflate your lips, shave your nose tip Outline your eyes but their distance is set and now She'll smile the biggest that I ever saw Drugged in the bed Simpler to be an echo than to talk Covered in bandages bloodied but it's what she wanted What she wanted Is just what she got What she wanted is just

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released December 10, 2021

All Songs Written & Performed by May Rio
Remixed by Wet, Tony or Tony, & Blaketheman1000, in order of appearance
"Party Jail (Remix)" features the vocal performances of Tony or Tony

Mixed by Nancy Conforti
Mastered by Ruben Radlauer

2021 May Rio under exclusive license to Dots Per Inch Music, LLC

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